FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Famous Last Words - Page 2

**Bumper** · 09-01-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Softy57

I think Critter & myself ARE old school. Aged like fine wine.

Let the sun shine.

Here's something for both you and Crit, Softy.

How Men & Women Are Like Wine

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s a woman’s job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

Halitosis · 09-01-2004

You've forgotten my personal favorite:

I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

STOGEY · 09-01-2004

Women are like fine wine. Woen get better with age.

mckinzie · 09-25-2004

famous last words cont.................

"I'll get a world record for this."

"It's fireproof."

"He's probably just hibernating."

"What does this button do?"

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

"So, you're a cannibal..."

"It's probably just a rash."

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"

"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is?"

"I've seen this done on TV."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

"Let it down slowly."

"Rat poison only kills rats."

"Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."

"It's strong enough for both of us."

"This doesn't taste right."

"I can make this light before it changes."

"Nice doggie."

"I can do that with my eyes closed."

"I've done this before."

"Well, we've made it this far."

"That's odd."

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"

"Don't be so superstitious."

"Now watch this..."

"What duck?"

09-01-2004	#18 (permalink)
STOGEY Allah Akhbar Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: salisbury, mass. Posts: 6,756	women Women are like fine wine. Woen get better with age.

09-01-2004	#17 (permalink)
Halitosis way into it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 117	You've forgotten my personal favorite: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

09-25-2004	#19 (permalink)
mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,552	famous last words cont................. "I'll get a world record for this." "It's fireproof." "He's probably just hibernating." "What does this button do?" "I'm making a citizen's arrest." "So, you're a cannibal..." "It's probably just a rash." "Are you sure the power is off?" "Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?" "The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!" "Pull the pin and count to what?" "Which wire was I supposed to cut?" "I wonder where the mother bear is?" "I've seen this done on TV." "These are the good kind of mushrooms." "I'll hold it and you light the fuse." "Let it down slowly." "Rat poison only kills rats." "Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town." "It's strong enough for both of us." "This doesn't taste right." "I can make this light before it changes." "Nice doggie." "I can do that with my eyes closed." "I've done this before." "Well, we've made it this far." "That's odd." "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?" "Don't be so superstitious." "Now watch this..." "What duck?"

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