FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Famous Last Words

**Bumper** · 08-29-2004

Famous Last Words

• This will be a short meeting.
• You can put it together yourself in five minutes.
• You can’t miss it.
• One slice of pizza won’t blow my diet
• You’ll housebreak him in no time at all.
• They’ll feel terrific once you break them in.
• We’ve been in business for thirty years, we’re not going anywhere.
• When it says “empty”, there’s always a gallon or two left.
• If you knew anything, you wouldn’t be a traffic cop.
• Sure you can make it. That truck isn’t coming all that fast.
• Of course bring the kids.
• That’s not poison ivy.
• I don’t burn, I tan.
• Take off your clothes, the doctor will be right with you.
• Of course they’re mushrooms, toadstools come to a point.
• Your table will be ready in five minutes.
• No trouble at all, don’t give it a second thought.
• We service what we sell.
• Believe me, nobody’s dressing up.
• That’s not smoke, that’s steam.
• Of course it’s sterile.
• No, I don’t smell gas.
• Come over here and say that, Tyson.
• Oh good, it’s stopped ticking.
• It’s so tame you can put your head in its mouth.
• Now don’t cut off the wrong leg by mistake, doctor.
• The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
• There’s a lovely view if you lean over the edge a little.
• Clip the red wire first.
• Pass me a hanky. I’m going to wipe the foam off that dog’s mouth.
• He’s bluffing! And anyway, that gun’s not real.
• Throw me that meat cleaver, would you?
• It’s supposed to make that noise.
• They only attack when they’re hungry.
• Let’s ask the soldiers for directions.
• I can hold my breath at least that long.
• It’s a routine operation.
• We don’t usually see American planes over this part of Hiroshima.
• You skinheads don’t scare me.
• No need to unplug it, this will only take a moment to fix.
• I’ve done this hundreds of times.
• We don’t need the manual. This all looks pretty straightforward.
• They don’t bother tourists. Their economy depends on us.
• I bet I can fit in there.
• Fasten your seat belt, I want to try something.

Nerak936 · 08-29-2004

Great ones, Bump! Thanks! (although after trimming the bushes yesterday, the one about poison ivy makes me itch a little........)

**sctx** · 08-29-2004

how bout "It's Ok honey, you go ahead without me".... scares the crap outta me everytime I hear it

**Bumper** · 08-29-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

how bout "It's Ok honey, you go ahead without me".... scares the crap outta me everytime I hear it

Too true, Scotty my friend, too true. Sends a cold shiver up my spine. Ranks right up there with that terrifying shopping mall quote, "You just wait here...I'll be right back." Better bring a book, and maybe a razor.

STOGEY · 08-29-2004

I don't have to stop and ask for directions.
I really wasn't looking at that girl over there.
That's not my belly button, that's not my little finger either.

**tommy** · 08-29-2004

This will be a short meeting.

I have heard this one a million times!!!! I think I have spent half of my life in short meetings!!!!!

Believe me, nobody’s dressing up

I have tried to use this with Donna but it never works.....she always does anyway!

mckinzie · 08-29-2004

Is that a flashlight or your just happy to see me

**SunKneeMarie** · 08-29-2004

And in the south, the infamous last words have always been:

"Hey y'all, watch THIS."

Critter · 08-30-2004

How can you forget:

"Of course I will respect you in the morning!"

**tommy** · 08-30-2004

Critter...thats just OLD SCHOOL!!!!

TAPPY · 08-30-2004

[quote=sun seekers]This will be a short meeting.

I have heard this one a million times!!!! I think I have spent half of my life in short meetings!!!!!

I am with you on that one.....at my workplace we have meetings about meetings !!!!!!!!!

STOGEY · 08-30-2004

Use the search function it always works.
Badges I don't need no stinking badges.
I did not have sex with that women.
It depends on what the meaning of the word is, is.
I am not a crook.
That's all folks.

Softy57 · 08-31-2004

Don't forget
Don't wait up for me,I won't be late.

I think Critter & myself ARE old school. Aged like fine wine.

Let the sun shine.

mckinzie · 08-31-2004

Critter,
are we talking about cheese or wine?? :p

Critter · 08-31-2004

Well, I would prefer to think a fine wine, but a good cheese can go well with that wine.

08-29-2004	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 11,463	FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Famous Last Words Famous Last Words • This will be a short meeting. • You can put it together yourself in five minutes. • You can’t miss it. • One slice of pizza won’t blow my diet • You’ll housebreak him in no time at all. • They’ll feel terrific once you break them in. • We’ve been in business for thirty years, we’re not going anywhere. • When it says “empty”, there’s always a gallon or two left. • If you knew anything, you wouldn’t be a traffic cop. • Sure you can make it. That truck isn’t coming all that fast. • Of course bring the kids. • That’s not poison ivy. • I don’t burn, I tan. • Take off your clothes, the doctor will be right with you. • Of course they’re mushrooms, toadstools come to a point. • Your table will be ready in five minutes. • No trouble at all, don’t give it a second thought. • We service what we sell. • Believe me, nobody’s dressing up. • That’s not smoke, that’s steam. • Of course it’s sterile. • No, I don’t smell gas. • Come over here and say that, Tyson. • Oh good, it’s stopped ticking. • It’s so tame you can put your head in its mouth. • Now don’t cut off the wrong leg by mistake, doctor. • The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still. • There’s a lovely view if you lean over the edge a little. • Clip the red wire first. • Pass me a hanky. I’m going to wipe the foam off that dog’s mouth. • He’s bluffing! And anyway, that gun’s not real. • Throw me that meat cleaver, would you? • It’s supposed to make that noise. • They only attack when they’re hungry. • Let’s ask the soldiers for directions. • I can hold my breath at least that long. • It’s a routine operation. • We don’t usually see American planes over this part of Hiroshima. • You skinheads don’t scare me. • No need to unplug it, this will only take a moment to fix. • I’ve done this hundreds of times. • We don’t need the manual. This all looks pretty straightforward. • They don’t bother tourists. Their economy depends on us. • I bet I can fit in there. • Fasten your seat belt, I want to try something.

08-29-2004	#5 (permalink)
STOGEY Allah Akhbar Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: salisbury, mass. Posts: 10,572	last words I don't have to stop and ask for directions. I really wasn't looking at that girl over there. That's not my belly button, that's not my little finger either.

08-30-2004	#12 (permalink)
STOGEY Allah Akhbar Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: salisbury, mass. Posts: 10,572	humor Use the search function it always works. Badges I don't need no stinking badges. I did not have sex with that women. It depends on what the meaning of the word is, is. I am not a crook. That's all folks.

08-31-2004	#13 (permalink)
Softy57 añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Massachusetts,U.S.A. Posts: 1,723	Old school Don't forget Don't wait up for me,I won't be late. I think Critter & myself ARE old school. Aged like fine wine. Let the sun shine.

08-31-2004	#15 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	Well, I would prefer to think a fine wine, but a good cheese can go well with that wine. Last edited by Critter; 09-01-2004 at 07:51 AM..

08-29-2004	#2 (permalink)
Nerak936 Kitty Mama & Proud of It! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 20,769	Great ones, Bump! Thanks! (although after trimming the bushes yesterday, the one about poison ivy makes me itch a little........)

08-29-2004	#3 (permalink)
sctx my own peon Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 34,553	how bout "It's Ok honey, you go ahead without me".... scares the crap outta me everytime I hear it

08-29-2004	#6 (permalink)
tommy Rastaman Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin Tx Posts: 12,822 Blog Entries: 5	This will be a short meeting. I have heard this one a million times!!!! I think I have spent half of my life in short meetings!!!!! Believe me, nobody’s dressing up I have tried to use this with Donna but it never works.....she always does anyway!

08-29-2004	#7 (permalink)
mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,572	Is that a flashlight or your just happy to see me

08-29-2004	#8 (permalink)
SunKneeMarie character encapsulator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 31,247	And in the south, the infamous last words have always been: "Hey y'all, watch THIS."

08-30-2004	#9 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	How can you forget: "Of course I will respect you in the morning!"

08-30-2004	#10 (permalink)
tommy Rastaman Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin Tx Posts: 12,822 Blog Entries: 5	Critter...thats just OLD SCHOOL!!!!

08-30-2004	#11 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,898	[quote=sun seekers]This will be a short meeting. I have heard this one a million times!!!! I think I have spent half of my life in short meetings!!!!! I am with you on that one.....at my workplace we have meetings about meetings !!!!!!!!!

08-31-2004	#14 (permalink)
mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,572	Critter, are we talking about cheese or wine?? :p

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