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Old 08-29-2004   #1 (permalink)
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Talking FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words


• This will be a short meeting.
• You can put it together yourself in five minutes.
• You can’t miss it.
• One slice of pizza won’t blow my diet
• You’ll housebreak him in no time at all.
• They’ll feel terrific once you break them in.
• We’ve been in business for thirty years, we’re not going anywhere.
• When it says “empty”, there’s always a gallon or two left.
• If you knew anything, you wouldn’t be a traffic cop.
• Sure you can make it. That truck isn’t coming all that fast.
• Of course bring the kids.
• That’s not poison ivy.
• I don’t burn, I tan.
• Take off your clothes, the doctor will be right with you.
• Of course they’re mushrooms, toadstools come to a point.
• Your table will be ready in five minutes.
• No trouble at all, don’t give it a second thought.
• We service what we sell.
• Believe me, nobody’s dressing up.
• That’s not smoke, that’s steam.
• Of course it’s sterile.
• No, I don’t smell gas.
• Come over here and say that, Tyson.
• Oh good, it’s stopped ticking.
• It’s so tame you can put your head in its mouth.
• Now don’t cut off the wrong leg by mistake, doctor.
• The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
• There’s a lovely view if you lean over the edge a little.
• Clip the red wire first.
• Pass me a hanky. I’m going to wipe the foam off that dog’s mouth.
• He’s bluffing! And anyway, that gun’s not real.
• Throw me that meat cleaver, would you?
• It’s supposed to make that noise.
• They only attack when they’re hungry.
• Let’s ask the soldiers for directions.
• I can hold my breath at least that long.
• It’s a routine operation.
• We don’t usually see American planes over this part of Hiroshima.
• You skinheads don’t scare me.
• No need to unplug it, this will only take a moment to fix.
• I’ve done this hundreds of times.
• We don’t need the manual. This all looks pretty straightforward.
• They don’t bother tourists. Their economy depends on us.
• I bet I can fit in there.
• Fasten your seat belt, I want to try something.
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Old 08-29-2004   #2 (permalink)
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Great ones, Bump! Thanks! (although after trimming the bushes yesterday, the one about poison ivy makes me itch a little........)
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Old 08-29-2004   #3 (permalink)
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how bout "It's Ok honey, you go ahead without me".... scares the crap outta me everytime I hear it
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Old 08-29-2004   #4 (permalink)
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how bout "It's Ok honey, you go ahead without me".... scares the crap outta me everytime I hear it
Too true, Scotty my friend, too true. Sends a cold shiver up my spine. Ranks right up there with that terrifying shopping mall quote, "You just wait here...I'll be right back." Better bring a book, and maybe a razor.
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Old 08-29-2004   #5 (permalink)
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last words

I don't have to stop and ask for directions.
I really wasn't looking at that girl over there.
That's not my belly button, that's not my little finger either.
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This will be a short meeting.

I have heard this one a million times!!!! I think I have spent half of my life in short meetings!!!!!

Believe me, nobody’s dressing up

I have tried to use this with Donna but it never works.....she always does anyway!
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Old 08-29-2004   #7 (permalink)
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Is that a flashlight or your just happy to see me
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Old 08-29-2004   #8 (permalink)
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And in the south, the infamous last words have always been:

"Hey y'all, watch THIS."
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Old 08-30-2004   #9 (permalink)
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How can you forget:

"Of course I will respect you in the morning!"
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Old 08-30-2004   #10 (permalink)
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Critter...thats just OLD SCHOOL!!!!
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Old 08-30-2004   #11 (permalink)
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[quote=sun seekers]This will be a short meeting.

I have heard this one a million times!!!! I think I have spent half of my life in short meetings!!!!!


I am with you on that one.....at my workplace we have meetings about meetings !!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-30-2004   #12 (permalink)
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humor

Use the search function it always works.
Badges I don't need no stinking badges.
I did not have sex with that women.
It depends on what the meaning of the word is, is.
I am not a crook.
That's all folks.
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Old school

Don't forget
Don't wait up for me,I won't be late. I think Critter & myself ARE old school. Aged like fine wine.
Let the sun shine.
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Critter,
are we talking about cheese or wine?? :p
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Well, I would prefer to think a fine wine, but a good cheese can go well with that wine.

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