FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Oreo Personality Test

**Bumper** · 09-05-2004

Oreo Personality Test

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favourite way of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow, methodical nibbles, examining the effect of each bite afterwards.
4. In tiny frantic nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (Milk, coffee...)
6. Twisted apart, first eating the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, first eating the inside, then pitching the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the icing inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don’t have a preferred method, because I don’t like Oreo cookies.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon. You are fun to be with, exciting, carefree, with just a hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time
You are fortunate to be one of the 5.4 billion people who eat their Oreos in just this way. Like all of them, you are completely lacking in imagination and personality, but that’s okay, not to worry, you’re normal.

3. Slow and methodical
You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re extremely meticulous in every detail of everything you do, to the point of being anal retentive and a constant source of irritation to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to drive the speed limit.

4. Frantic nibbles
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides are common in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked
Everyone like you because you’re always so upbeat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a strong tendency to narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart / icing / cookie
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in disassembling things to determine how they work, though you’re generally unable to put them back together, so you destroy all evidence of your activity. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart / icing / pitch cookie
You are good in the business environment and take calculated risks that usually pay off. You seize what you want, and discard the rest. You are greedy, selfish, despicable and devoid of understanding and compassion for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that’s okay, you aren’t in the least concerned, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, no insides
You are a masochist and revel in pain.

9. Lick them only, don’t eat them
Stay away from small, appealing furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately!

10. No favourite way, don’t like Oreo cookies
You likely come from a rich family, and enjoy wearing nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particularly fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Everything has to be precisely correct. You expect to be pampered. You are thoroughly annoying and really quite a horrible person.

cuffedlinks · 09-05-2004

Mmmmmm.....

Dunked in milk and consumed all-at-once.....

Shark3359 · 09-05-2004

Dunked of course,

and no more than 2 bites.

The whole thing at once tends to be hard to chew.

**denisea** · 09-05-2004

#1, 5, & 6... depending on mood... multiple personalities perhaps?

Michele · 09-05-2004

Oh, God! #10. But, I can't believe that not liking Oreos makes me a horrible person. *sniff*

**SunKneeMarie** · 09-05-2004

All at once or lick out the icing first then eat the cookie... no dunking, too mushy... so I apparently alternate between being totally irresponsible and a compulsive liar. Who knew so much insight could come from a cookie?

**SunKneeMarie** · 09-05-2004

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Originally Posted by Michele

Oh, God! #10. But, I can't believe that not liking Oreos makes me a horrible person. *sniff*

Sorry to hear that you're a horrible person, Michele... until that cookie thing, we never knew. As you can see from my post we all now know that I'm irresponsible and/or a compulsive liar. This forum is going downhill fast!!

Critter · 09-05-2004

#10 - mostly, I don't eat desserts, or chocolate.

angella · 09-05-2004

where would you classify those of us who gently "break & lift" the top level cookie off piece by piece with our teeth until the middle is exposed, lick off the icing, then cram the whole bottom cookie into our mouths???

(been doing it this way for YEARS, whenever a poor defense-less oreo happens to cross my path...)

TAPPY · 09-05-2004

#5 and #1 .............this is too freaky (true)....or maybe this belongs in the creepy thread....

**sctx** · 09-05-2004

If only I'd been warned not to dunk my Oreos !!! .... wait a minute, it's not my fault my life is this way... it's Nabisco's fault and they must pay !!!

**Bumper** · 09-05-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

If only I'd been warned not to dunk my Oreos !!! .... wait a minute, it's not my fault my life is this way... it's Nabisco's fault and they must pay !!!

Do you dunk 'em in Centenario on the weekends? Say it isn't so!! Looks like we had better get you involved in the program, my friend. "Hi. My name is Scott, and I dunk my Oreos." "Hi, Scott."

mckinzie · 09-05-2004

Bumper,
what about crumbled.

Me personally I like the double stuff

aakmaak · 09-06-2004

Ahhh [/b]OREOS[b]
1- Obtain some "good" (no knock off wanna be) french vanilla Icecream
2- Crumble some OREOS (the real thing again) in the bottom of a bowl, two,eight,ten.
3- Add Ice cream ( quantity is regulated by mood, weather or ebb of the tide)
4- Layer #2 and #3 to your hearts content!!

Microwave for about 30 seconds & you have the BEST (and simple to make) kick-ass Oreo-ala mode this side of the Rockies!

So to stay on topic (some people get kinda grouchy if you don't) Its #6 for me .

**Bumper** · 09-06-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by aakmaak

So to stay on topic (some people get kinda grouchy if you don't) Its #6 for me .

Topic? We don't need no stinkin' topic!! Recipe sounds yummy, and that's a good thing!

09-05-2004	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,119	FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Oreo Personality Test Oreo Personality Test Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favourite way of eating Oreos: 1. The whole thing all at once. 2. One bite at a time. 3. Slow, methodical nibbles, examining the effect of each bite afterwards. 4. In tiny frantic nibbles. 5. Dunked in some liquid (Milk, coffee...) 6. Twisted apart, first eating the inside, then the cookie. 7. Twisted apart, first eating the inside, then pitching the cookie. 8. Just the cookie, not the icing inside. 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. 10. I don’t have a preferred method, because I don’t like Oreo cookies. Your Personality: 1. The whole thing This means you consume life with abandon. You are fun to be with, exciting, carefree, with just a hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. 2. One bite at a time You are fortunate to be one of the 5.4 billion people who eat their Oreos in just this way. Like all of them, you are completely lacking in imagination and personality, but that’s okay, not to worry, you’re normal. 3. Slow and methodical You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re extremely meticulous in every detail of everything you do, to the point of being anal retentive and a constant source of irritation to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to drive the speed limit. 4. Frantic nibbles Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides are common in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good. 5. Dunked Everyone like you because you’re always so upbeat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a strong tendency to narcotic addiction. 6. Twisted apart / icing / cookie You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in disassembling things to determine how they work, though you’re generally unable to put them back together, so you destroy all evidence of your activity. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior. 7. Twisted apart / icing / pitch cookie You are good in the business environment and take calculated risks that usually pay off. You seize what you want, and discard the rest. You are greedy, selfish, despicable and devoid of understanding and compassion for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that’s okay, you aren’t in the least concerned, you got yours. 8. Just the cookie, no insides You are a masochist and revel in pain. 9. Lick them only, don’t eat them Stay away from small, appealing furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately! 10. No favourite way, don’t like Oreo cookies You likely come from a rich family, and enjoy wearing nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particularly fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Everything has to be precisely correct. You expect to be pampered. You are thoroughly annoying and really quite a horrible person. __________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a pristine, well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting "Holy Shit...what a ride!!"

09-05-2004	#9 (permalink)
angella into ruins Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: edmonton, alberta canada Posts: 74	hhhmmmm..... where would you classify those of us who gently "break & lift" the top level cookie off piece by piece with our teeth until the middle is exposed, lick off the icing, then cram the whole bottom cookie into our mouths??? (been doing it this way for YEARS, whenever a poor defense-less oreo happens to cross my path...)

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09-05-2004	#2 (permalink)
cuffedlinks añejo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Presidents Posts: 16,003	Mmmmmm..... Dunked in milk and consumed all-at-once.....

09-05-2004	#3 (permalink)
Shark3359 way into it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Iowa,USA Posts: 111	Dunked of course, and no more than 2 bites. The whole thing at once tends to be hard to chew.

09-05-2004	#4 (permalink)
denisea Forum Goddess Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: On the road to ruins... Posts: 7,025	#1, 5, & 6... depending on mood... multiple personalities perhaps?

09-05-2004	#5 (permalink)
Michele añejo Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Playa del Carmen, QR, MX Posts: 2,541	Oh, God! #10. But, I can't believe that not liking Oreos makes me a horrible person. sniff

09-05-2004	#6 (permalink)
SunKneeMarie character encapsulator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 25,405	All at once or lick out the icing first then eat the cookie... no dunking, too mushy... so I apparently alternate between being totally irresponsible and a compulsive liar. Who knew so much insight could come from a cookie?

09-05-2004	#8 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	#10 - mostly, I don't eat desserts, or chocolate.

09-05-2004	#10 (permalink)
TAPPY Weeziana peep Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 14,623	#5 and #1 .............this is too freaky (true)....or maybe this belongs in the creepy thread....

09-05-2004	#11 (permalink)
sctx Fan of confusion Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 26,059	If only I'd been warned not to dunk my Oreos !!! .... wait a minute, it's not my fault my life is this way... it's Nabisco's fault and they must pay !!!

09-05-2004	#13 (permalink)
mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,551	Bumper, what about crumbled. Me personally I like the double stuff

09-06-2004	#14 (permalink)
aakmaak into ruins Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Lethbridge Alberta Canada Posts: 78	Ahhh [/b]OREOS[b] 1- Obtain some "good" (no knock off wanna be) french vanilla Icecream 2- Crumble some OREOS (the real thing again) in the bottom of a bowl, two,eight,ten. 3- Add Ice cream ( quantity is regulated by mood, weather or ebb of the tide) 4- Layer #2 and #3 to your hearts content!! Microwave for about 30 seconds & you have the BEST (and simple to make) kick-ass Oreo-ala mode this side of the Rockies! So to stay on topic (some people get kinda grouchy if you don't) Its #6 for me .

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