FORUM FUN FEATURE!! The world is a crazy place

[Bumper]

THE WORLD IS A CRAZY PLACE

In Lebanon, men are legally permitted to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(And I thought “going blind” was harsh.)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there another job, anywhere else in the world, that even comes close to this??)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the event.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(This was a common enough problem that they had to put this law in place?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with this one exception; prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machines only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”
(Is this a great country or what! Though apparently not as great as Guam!)

A pig’s orgasm last for thirty minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

Banging your head against a wall consumes 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex strictly for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmm...I won’t touch THAT one.)

An ant can lift fifty times it’s own weight, can pull thirty times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...? Did the government pay for this research??)

Some lions mate over fifty times a day.
(In my next life, I STILL want to be a pig. Quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, Geez!!)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don’t have brains.
(I know some people like that to.)

And in conclusion, all I can say is...Damn those pigs!

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So....what is the secret behind this...


Prolonged Porcine Pleasure Principle?

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Spermographer: a person, usually male or female, lovingly preoccupied with all things trivial.

May not be official, but I yam what I yam.

Huuurrrmmmppphhh!

A pigeon cannot lay an egg except in the presence of another pigeon. She can, however, lay an egg if she can see herself in a mirror.

Cats purr while inhaling and exhaling, but with different vocal cords.

Every dog but one has a pink tongue - the chow's tongue is black.

Chameleons take on the colour of their background even when they cannot see. A chameleon, though blind, will still turn blue on a blue surface.

Gardenias and orange blossoms both have spectacularly beautiful scents. But put in a bouquet together, they cancel each other out and there is no scent at all.

The strawberry is the only fruit that has its seeds on the outside.

Pollen is one of the few natural substances that does not deteriorate over time. Pollen is forever.

Less than 5% of paper filed in an average office is ever seen again by anyone for any reason.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer - in Florida (there may be different rules during hurricanes)

In Kentucky you are required by law to take a bath once a year.



Just to let it out, without people around stifling glassy-eyed yawns, life is good.

Thank you, thank you, I feel better now!


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Caroline Page

[Beachnutt719]

What happened to the idea of giving Bumper his own personal forum? I thought that was a great idea! That way it would be easier to find all the great stuff he posts without weeding through threads.