Now's my chance!

James A. · 09-16-2004

With James presumably out of the picture for the next few days, I finally get to satisfy my urge and ask the question...

So, what's the weather like right now. www.goofyweatherandall.com says rain EVERY day!

James A.

By the way, the above link is not real (I guess). No need to waste your office's valuable bandwidth.

Critter · 09-16-2004

Weather report is wrong, it is currently snowing in Playa, approxiamately 1 foot of the white stuff on the beaches, but the roads are clear. Road crews are doing an excellent job of keeping most of the roads clear.

James A. · 09-16-2004

I'm glad the road crews are hard at work. I'm sure Ivan destroyed everything. And when are they going to fix 5th? Last I heard, it was totally torn up. BTW, I want to start a boycot of Sam's. How dare they open a store in paradise. I hate all of these changes. It used to be SO nice!

**sctx** · 09-16-2004

I heard that in the confusion created by Ivan, Tommy pillaged 5th Ave and dropped every bottle of Tequila on the street... Dan Rather told me so

Avalon · 09-16-2004

I heard the whole coast dropped into a giant cenote and the hotels are now advertising romantic "cave feature" rooms

Nerak936 · 09-16-2004

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Originally Posted by Critter

Weather report is wrong, it is currently snowing in Playa, approxiamately 1 foot of the white stuff on the beaches, but the roads are clear. Road crews are doing an excellent job of keeping most of the roads clear.

Hope they didn't use up all the salt! Gotta leave some for the margaritas, you know!!

TAPPY · 09-16-2004

Mr Rush sure has been yacking about Mr Rather lately !!!!!

mckinzie · 09-16-2004

Isn't Dan Rather and Ted Copell related

Beachnutt719 · 09-16-2004

I heard that there were 12 foot waves that knocked down the atrociously ugly new pier at Gran Porto.

roni · 09-16-2004

I heard on Fox that there were two feet of water over 307--too warm for snow that far off the beach.

**sctx** · 09-16-2004

CNN News Flash !!!

AP: Snarling packs of Corona starved beachwolverines are marauding thru the streets of Playa del Carmen. Tourists are advised to keep their beers hidden inside a Playa Info coozies and to drink them rapidly if a beachwolverine approaches. CNN wildlife consultant Steve Irwin recommends not to play dead, but to act completely sober so as to fool the animals into thinking you are drinking bottled water.
A local truck driver is in seriuos condition tonite after the delivery truck he was driving was attacked by 27 beachwolverines at the Modelorama on 307.
Juan Hernandez is suffering from hundreds of puncture wounds to all parts of his body... and the attackers made off with Juan's gold plated bottle opener.
Local autorities are offering a 10 peso reward for information leading to the capture of any beachwolverines involved in this vicious beer jacking

Editors Note: While this can be printed as a document at any local Kinkos, all the information contained within is purely fictional

Manitou · 09-16-2004

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Originally Posted by TAPPY

Mr Rush sure has been yacking ...

SHOCK!

roni · 09-16-2004

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Originally Posted by TAPPY

Mr Rush sure has been yacking about Mr Rather lately !!!!!

Tappy, listening to that guy is bad for your cranial neurons, I have a friend who went to high school with Rush--says he was a jerk then too

. His family, however, is well respected in southern Missouri--most of them are lawyers, judges or bankers. Rush was actually considered the black sheep of the family.

**sctx** · 09-16-2004

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Originally Posted by roni

Rush was actually considered the black sheep of the family.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Seakony · 09-16-2004

Should I use dollars or pesos to buy a poncho? and will a poncho keep me warm from the snow?

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09-16-2004	#2 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	Weather report is wrong, it is currently snowing in Playa, approxiamately 1 foot of the white stuff on the beaches, but the roads are clear. Road crews are doing an excellent job of keeping most of the roads clear.

09-16-2004	#3 (permalink)
James A. sandbagger vidiot Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bell Buckle, TN Posts: 2,285	I'm glad the road crews are hard at work. I'm sure Ivan destroyed everything. And when are they going to fix 5th? Last I heard, it was totally torn up. BTW, I want to start a boycot of Sam's. How dare they open a store in paradise. I hate all of these changes. It used to be SO nice!

09-16-2004	#4 (permalink)
sctx political anarchist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 27,181	I heard that in the confusion created by Ivan, Tommy pillaged 5th Ave and dropped every bottle of Tequila on the street... Dan Rather told me so

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Avalon beachaholic Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 270	I heard the whole coast dropped into a giant cenote and the hotels are now advertising romantic "cave feature" rooms

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TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 14,945	Mr Rush sure has been yacking about Mr Rather lately !!!!!

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mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,551	Isn't Dan Rather and Ted Copell related

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Beachnutt719 añejo Join Date: May 2004 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 3,972	I heard that there were 12 foot waves that knocked down the atrociously ugly new pier at Gran Porto.

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roni Happy Curmudgeon Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 25,551	I heard on Fox that there were two feet of water over 307--too warm for snow that far off the beach.

09-16-2004	#11 (permalink)
sctx political anarchist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 27,181	CNN News Flash !!! AP: Snarling packs of Corona starved beachwolverines are marauding thru the streets of Playa del Carmen. Tourists are advised to keep their beers hidden inside a Playa Info coozies and to drink them rapidly if a beachwolverine approaches. CNN wildlife consultant Steve Irwin recommends not to play dead, but to act completely sober so as to fool the animals into thinking you are drinking bottled water. A local truck driver is in seriuos condition tonite after the delivery truck he was driving was attacked by 27 beachwolverines at the Modelorama on 307. Juan Hernandez is suffering from hundreds of puncture wounds to all parts of his body... and the attackers made off with Juan's gold plated bottle opener. Local autorities are offering a 10 peso reward for information leading to the capture of any beachwolverines involved in this vicious beer jacking Editors Note: While this can be printed as a document at any local Kinkos, all the information contained within is purely fictional

09-16-2004	#15 (permalink)
Seakony añejo Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: no longer in Mesquite with nothing to do Posts: 10,147	Should I use dollars or pesos to buy a poncho? and will a poncho keep me warm from the snow?

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