It's a man thing - Page 5

MikeW · 09-21-2004

This ought to get me in trouble.

The women complain about the toilet seat. I have to put up with three menstruating women. Wife, two daughters 18 and 22 years old. I won't say anymore.

TAPPY · 09-21-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeW

This ought to get me in trouble.

The women complain about the toilet seat. I have to put up with three menstruating women. Wife, two daughters 18 and 22 years old. I won't say anymore.

Hormonal Woman !!!! Be afraid...be very afraid !!!!

Nerak936 · 09-21-2004

I have PMS much worse since the plumbing was ripped from my body in '97. David's suffered through that and now he has my menopause to look forward to!! What a lucky guy! (He simply loves it when my head spins around and I speak/scream in foreign tongues!!!)

kathy.web · 09-21-2004

On the toilet issue: I told my boys as soon as they began using the toilet that mommy doesn't pee down the side of the thing, so mommy doesn't clean it up. Cleaning it was a male job as long as they lived with me! Train them young!

birdman · 09-21-2004

[quote=MikeW]This ought to get me in trouble.

The women complain about the toilet seat. I have to put up with three menstruating women. Wife, two daughters 18 and 22 years old. I won't say anymore.[/QUOTE)

run fast,run far, & don't look back

Lulu · 09-21-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeW

This ought to get me in trouble.

The women complain about the toilet seat. I have to put up with three menstruating women. Wife, two daughters 18 and 22 years old. I won't say anymore.

Here it comes...

(tongue in cheek) Yeah, it's a bitch that you guys have to put up with us for something we have no control over.

Unlike the toilet seat thing.

:p Was that too harsh? (grin)

**Shammy** · 09-21-2004

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Originally Posted by Lulus Lounge

Here it comes...

(tongue in cheek) Yeah, it's a bitch that you guys have to put up with us for something we have no control over.

Unlike the toilet seat thing.

:p Was that too harsh? (grin)

NO!!!!!!!!!

baylainphilly · 09-21-2004

Husband calls me "Princess Chaos" because I am always doing 5 things at one time.

I call him "Chief Wetfoot" for walking right out of the shower and on the carpet, and we all know wet carpet is not a good thing when wearing socks.

Denisea, we share similar stories. Direction story much the same, he always knows a better way, but he has the worst sense of direction.

Injuries - Last Christmas hubby "Mr. Ski Fan" bought himself and me "Mrs. Not a Ski Fan" new skiis. On Dec. 26th hubby decides he is going to drive to the nearest ski mountain about 1 1/2 to this mini mountain for beginner skiiers to test out the new skiis. My husband is an excellent skiier. He goes to Vermont several times a year and been to Colorado, Utah, and all the major slopes out west. My expert ended up getting clothes lined by a parent and child who were connected by a leash system. He drives his stick shift Ford pick-up truck home down the PA Turnpike. When he finally gets home he can't move, but as he said "he's fine". I should just get him some Tylenol and ice. He refuses to allow me to cut off the new X-mas clothing, but I have to undress him - painfully, but "he's still fine". Looking at the guy without a shirt anyone could tell he was obviously broke and as I said, "definitely not fine". He still thought ice will take care of everything. I dragged him off to the hospital and the diagnosis was not just a broken collarbone, but broken in two places. He almost required surgery since these types of breaks usually don't heal. All that, a month out of work, two months of severe pain and he's still ready to hit the slopes this year again.

Colds/Aches and Pains Disregard everything I wrote above. Sore throat or back pain renders husband lifeless, dying and unable to work.

Critter · 09-21-2004

Sadleback?

**Bumper** · 09-21-2004

I've had this in the files for a long time, and didn't know when I'd get to use it. Thank you, ladies, for warping this thread sufficiently to make this a fitting addition, or at least I think it's appropriate. Of course, I could be wrong. Like most men, I generally am.

TOP 12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

Question: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the Goddamn bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs, even though they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the last 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle actually find them...2 DAYS LATER...the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT, AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @#$%&@^% LIGHT BULB CAME IN!! WHY?? BECAUSE NO ONE EVER TAKES OUT THE DAMNED GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED UNDER THE PILES OF TRASH THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP ALL OVER THE FREAKIN’ HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS @#$%&$@ HOUSE!!!

I’m sorry...what did you ask me?

Lulu · 09-21-2004

Bump? Um, the ladies didn't start this... MikeW did...

Love your post anyway

**Bumper** · 09-21-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lulus Lounge

Bump? Um, the ladies didn't start this... MikeW did...

Yeah, Lulu, you're right. See..I told you I would be wrong!

Becky · 09-22-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bumper

Question: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the Goddamn bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs, even though they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the last 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle actually find them...2 DAYS LATER...the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT, AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @#$%&@^% LIGHT BULB CAME IN!! WHY?? BECAUSE NO ONE EVER TAKES OUT THE DAMNED GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED UNDER THE PILES OF TRASH THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP ALL OVER THE FREAKIN’ HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS @#$%&$@ HOUSE!!!

ROFLMAO! Uh, I resemble that remark. :p

Becky

Nerak936 · 09-22-2004

Awwwwwwww...... men and women.

Viva la difference!!!!!!!

Critter · 09-22-2004

Can't live with them, can't live without them!

09-21-2004	#68 (permalink)
baylainphilly beachaholic Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Philly, PA Posts: 263	Husband calls me "Princess Chaos" because I am always doing 5 things at one time. I call him "Chief Wetfoot" for walking right out of the shower and on the carpet, and we all know wet carpet is not a good thing when wearing socks. Denisea, we share similar stories. Direction story much the same, he always knows a better way, but he has the worst sense of direction. Injuries - Last Christmas hubby "Mr. Ski Fan" bought himself and me "Mrs. Not a Ski Fan" new skiis. On Dec. 26th hubby decides he is going to drive to the nearest ski mountain about 1 1/2 to this mini mountain for beginner skiiers to test out the new skiis. My husband is an excellent skiier. He goes to Vermont several times a year and been to Colorado, Utah, and all the major slopes out west. My expert ended up getting clothes lined by a parent and child who were connected by a leash system. He drives his stick shift Ford pick-up truck home down the PA Turnpike. When he finally gets home he can't move, but as he said "he's fine". I should just get him some Tylenol and ice. He refuses to allow me to cut off the new X-mas clothing, but I have to undress him - painfully, but "he's still fine". Looking at the guy without a shirt anyone could tell he was obviously broke and as I said, "definitely not fine". He still thought ice will take care of everything. I dragged him off to the hospital and the diagnosis was not just a broken collarbone, but broken in two places. He almost required surgery since these types of breaks usually don't heal. All that, a month out of work, two months of severe pain and he's still ready to hit the slopes this year again. Colds/Aches and Pains Disregard everything I wrote above. Sore throat or back pain renders husband lifeless, dying and unable to work. Last edited by baylainphilly : 09-21-2004 at 09:18 PM.

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Lulu añejo Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: South of Houston, TX Posts: 2,075	Bump? Um, the ladies didn't start this... MikeW did... Love your post anyway Last edited by Lulus Lounge : 09-21-2004 at 11:14 PM.

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09-21-2004	#61 (permalink)
MikeW añejo Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moorpark, CA Posts: 9,073	This ought to get me in trouble. The women complain about the toilet seat. I have to put up with three menstruating women. Wife, two daughters 18 and 22 years old. I won't say anymore.

09-21-2004	#63 (permalink)
Nerak936 =^. " .^= Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,495	I have PMS much worse since the plumbing was ripped from my body in '97. David's suffered through that and now he has my menopause to look forward to!! What a lucky guy! (He simply loves it when my head spins around and I speak/scream in foreign tongues!!!)

09-21-2004	#64 (permalink)
kathy.web añejo Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Missouri-North of KC Posts: 1,694	On the toilet issue: I told my boys as soon as they began using the toilet that mommy doesn't pee down the side of the thing, so mommy doesn't clean it up. Cleaning it was a male job as long as they lived with me! Train them young!

09-21-2004	#65 (permalink)
birdman añejo Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Wa state Posts: 1,578	[quote=MikeW]This ought to get me in trouble. The women complain about the toilet seat. I have to put up with three menstruating women. Wife, two daughters 18 and 22 years old. I won't say anymore.[/QUOTE) run fast,run far, & don't look back

09-21-2004	#69 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	Sadleback?

09-21-2004	#70 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,502	I've had this in the files for a long time, and didn't know when I'd get to use it. Thank you, ladies, for warping this thread sufficiently to make this a fitting addition, or at least I think it's appropriate. Of course, I could be wrong. Like most men, I generally am. TOP 12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff Question: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the Goddamn bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs, even though they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the last 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle actually find them...2 DAYS LATER...the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT, AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @#$%&@^% LIGHT BULB CAME IN!! WHY?? BECAUSE NO ONE EVER TAKES OUT THE DAMNED GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED UNDER THE PILES OF TRASH THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP ALL OVER THE FREAKIN’ HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS @#$%&$@ HOUSE!!! I’m sorry...what did you ask me?

09-22-2004	#74 (permalink)
Nerak936 =^. " .^= Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,495	Awwwwwwww...... men and women. Viva la difference!!!!!!!

09-22-2004	#75 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	Can't live with them, can't live without them!

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