09-27-2004
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Class Clown
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Winnipeg, Canada
Posts: 9,652
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Politically Correct Vocabulary
PC LEXICON
Insensitive Term -Politically Correct Term Airhead - Reality impaired Alive - Metabolically enabled Bad dancer - Overly caucasian Bad cook - Microwave compatible Bad driver - Automotively challenged Bald - Follicly challenged Beer gut - Liquid grain storage facility Bisexual - Sexually non-preferential Black - African-Canadian/American (Note: Does not include Libyans, Egyptians, white South-Africans. Does include dark skinned people regardless of where they are from or where they live.) Blind - Photonically non-receptive Body odour - Non-discretionarily fragranced Breast implants - Medically enhanced Bum - Displaced homeowner Cheater - Monogamously challenged Chicano - Hispanic (Note: The following are NOT PC: Cheech and Chong, Chico and the Man re-runs, Cisco Kid, Speedy Gonzales.) Chick - Breasted Canadian/American Clumsy - Uniquely Co-ordinated Conservative - Right wing extremist fascist pig Cradle robber - Generationally differential preferential Dead - Metabolically challenged Deaf - Visually oriented Dishonest - Ethically disoriented Drug addict - Chemically dependent Drunk - Spacially perplexed, chemically inconvenienced Easy - Horizontally Accessible Elderly - Gerontologically advanced Failure- Deficiency achiever Fart / Belch - Gastronomically expressive Fat - Calorifically enhanced, Gravitationally challenged Fireman - Firefighter Fitness fanatic - Abdominal overachiever Frigid - Thermally incompatible Gang - Youth group Get fat - Metabolically underachieve Ghetto - Ethnically homogenous area (EHA) Girl - Pre-womyn Handicapped - Physically challenged, differently abled Hard body - Anatomically inflexible Head up the butt - Rectal-cranial inversion Homeless - Optionally residential Housewife - Domestic technician Hunter - Animal assassin, meat mercenary, Bambi butcher Indian - Native-Canadian/American(Note: The following teams are NOT PC: Atlanta Braves, Cleveland Indians, Kansas City Chiefs, Washington Redskins. Boycott these cities.) Inmate - Socially separated Insane - Selectively perceptive Lazy - Motivationally deficient Learning Disabled - Self-paced cognitive ability Logger - Tree slayer Mail Man -Person person Male chauvinist pig - Swine empathetic Mankind - Earth children Meter Maid - Parking Enforcement Official Moaner - Verbally appreciative Nag - Verbally repetitive Obnoxious - Charismatically impeded Oriental - Asian-Canadian/American (Note: These are not generally considered “real” minorities, since they tend to do very well.) PMS - Hormonally homicidal Panhandler - Private sector funding applicant Perfect 10 - Numerically superior Policeman - Law Enforcement Officer Poor -Economically disadvantaged Post Man - Post person Prostitute - Sex surrogate Quiet - Conversational minimalist Redneck - Genetically-related Canadian/American Sagging - Horizontally challenged Short - Vertically challenged, anatomically compact Skinny - Skeletally prominent Slum - Economic oppression zone (EOZ) Slut - Previously enjoyed companion Snore - Nasally vocal Soap opera freak - Melodramatically fixated Stewardess - Flight attendant Sun bathe - Solar enhancement Tree - Oxygen exchange unit Tree Hugger - Environmental activist Two-bit whore - Low-cost service provider Ugly - Attractively impaired Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured WASP (white male) - Insensitive Cultural Oppressor (ICO) Woman - Womyn White Trash - Rustically inclined
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