Dogs & Light Bulbs

**Bumper** · 09-28-2004

All those posts about, "How many ????? does it take to change a light bulb?", brought this to mind.

Dogs & Light Bulbs

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one...just me. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code while I’m at it.

Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it for me. By the time he finishes re-wiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Pit Bull: Go ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants...

Labrador: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

Rottweiler: Why bother? Rottweilers are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it. There it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Seakony · 09-28-2004

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeak toys in the dark.

GERMAN SHEPARD: I'll change it as soon as I've rescued these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Of course,
THE CAT"S ANSWER: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real Question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

**Bumper** · 09-28-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seakony

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeak toys in the dark.

GERMAN SHEPARD: I'll change it as soon as I've rescued these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Of course,
THE CAT"S ANSWER: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real Question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

Good stuff, Seakony. I'll add those to the original in my files. Always looking to improve my material. Thanks.

cuffedlinks · 09-28-2004

You see...the dog ran up a huge bill on your credit card ordering light bulbs...and you can't take them back because they have dog spit all over them....

(Sorry Mr. Steve Martin)

**SunKneeMarie** · 09-29-2004

Oh yeah... cat toys....

TAPPY · 09-29-2004

I love this one .... :p

09-28-2004	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,525	Dogs & Light Bulbs All those posts about, "How many ????? does it take to change a light bulb?", brought this to mind. Dogs & Light Bulbs How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one...just me. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code while I’m at it. Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it for me. By the time he finishes re-wiring the house, my nails will be dry. Pit Bull: Go ahead! Make me! Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants... Labrador: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch. Rottweiler: Why bother? Rottweilers are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb? Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover. Pointer: I see it. There it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

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09-28-2004	#2 (permalink)
Seakony añejo Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: no longer in Mesquite with nothing to do Posts: 10,147	BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeak toys in the dark. GERMAN SHEPARD: I'll change it as soon as I've rescued these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Of course, THE CAT"S ANSWER: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real Question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

09-28-2004	#4 (permalink)
cuffedlinks añejo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Presidents Posts: 16,003	You see...the dog ran up a huge bill on your credit card ordering light bulbs...and you can't take them back because they have dog spit all over them.... (Sorry Mr. Steve Martin)

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SunKneeMarie character encapsulator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 26,326	Oh yeah... cat toys....

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TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 14,945	I love this one .... :p

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